STEEL RIVER ESSENTIALS

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• Yes, we know. You may have swallowed the bottle top whilst drinking the gin straight from  the bottle, dancing around the living room listening to Chris Rea or Cher or Kajagoogoo (but definitely not Ed Sheeranboredom).

• Your cat may have swallowed one of the bottle lights and now you can see him in glorious light, shitting in next doors garden.

• You may have drank the gin sanitiser and when returning from A&E vowed to get another……because, hell, it just tasted too good, (ok, please do not drink the Gin Sanitiser!)

• Your 16 year teenager may have nicked your Ginflask and is currently drinking 20-20 wine from it in Maths class.

• Or you may just want to show your neighbours just how immensely cool you are buy handing them a Steel River Ginmat with the Steel River G&T you have expertly crafted, in a beautiful Steel River glass, you gorgeous creature you.

Anyways, if all or some of the above is the case, you need a STEEL RIVER ESSENTIALS pack! Like, YESTERDAY!